Simon Cho once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now only known as the Islands.
The square root of Simon Cho is pain. Do not try to square Simon Cho - the result is death.
Simon Cho does not own a stove, oven or microwave. Because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Simon Cho does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place at all times out of sheer terror.
Simon Cho once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
Simon Cho doesn’t write. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Simon Cho doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Simon Cho is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Simon Cho does not eat. Food simply understands that the only safe haven from Simon Cho’s fists is inside his own body.
